So I’ll let you in on a secret. I’m part of the Flavorpill All-Star Bowling team in the New York Media Bowling League (possibly incorrect). On the last night of bowling, my nacho integrity was questioned by Doug Levy, who sees my mission as trying every nacho even if I know it will be horrible.

We walked up 8th Ave and came upon Fresco Tortilla. We walked in. It was run by all Asian people. I asked if they had nachos. They did, a menu of choices. I choose the Guacamole Nachos. (For me, a good guac is essential to a good nacho).