nacho cheese flavors
When I was but a wee scallywag, my mom sent me off to school each day with a lovingly packed lunch and let’s say 36% of the time, that lunch included a Slim Jim. On the days when it did contain one, I’d sit at the cafeteria lunch table munching on my Slim Jim and hoping to impress the popular kids. I always kept “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s cry of “SNAP INTO IT!” to myself though. It was difficult but necessary for popularity reasons.