One rainy, dreary, winter day we decided to all wear our new Nacho Nacho Man T-shirts and prance around in front of cameras. What came out of it was lovely visuals of why you would want to dress like us.

Howdy, folks. Nacho Radio is returning from a brief hiatus so prepare yourselves. Many of you may be pumping yourselves up for the usual Friday night shenanigans like cribbage and canasta. Me, I need something to get the ol’ juices flowing as I watch my World Champion New York Yankees mosey up Broadway. Now if I get arrested (FYI I get REALLY angry when parades don’t include candy) this may be my anthem for freedom! Or just Yankees victory.

Who wants to hit a paper mache filled donkey filled with just candy? Renee Zellwegger got guacamole in her pinata. Too bad she was to worried about ruining her designer dress. I would have bashed that baby open and pounced on its innards.

Dude. Bro. This Party is Sick. This party has like 5 different kinds of nachos. Five different nachos!

So we know whether you would eat nachos from a trough or kiddie pool and we know what beverage you like to knock back when chompin’ on the ‘chos. Now nacho fanatics, would you rather wrestle in slimy sour cream or chunky guacamole? Let’s listen to the unanimous decision from And The Moneynotes.

It is day 2 of our contest! Today we ask you, what do you like to drink when you are stuffing your face full of ‘chos. Is it, beer? Sangria? An iced quad-grande Americano with whole milk? We wanna know!

Those who know us well, know we don’t endorse the Tex-Mex mess at Taco Bell. However, this little number is exploding on the world wide web. We can’t help but sing along. The Union Square Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell isn’t really that bad. No wait, I retract that statement. It’s pretty gnarly. But this “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell” by Das Racist, this is solid gold nacho radio.

Here’s the video you’ve been waiting for. It introduces you to all of the people involved in this, the largest nachos trip yet.