A haiku is a non-rhymed verse poem. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence. Nachos are a delightful dish ready to be talked about in Haiku format.

Today, I am officially putting Yelp on notice. You’ve been warned before (Greenwich Street Tavern). I keep trusting you, so when I read, “The nachos are phenomenal (around $8) and are perfectly piled so you get a little bit of goodness on every chip. And, guac comes with the nachos – none of this pay extra for guac business,” I believed you.

Happy President’s Day nacho lovers! Or rather, Happy Day-Off-After-Valentine’s-Day! All I normally think about on this day is bombarding Target and buying all the discounted Sweethearts candy I can get my hands on. But today folks, we should be celebrating our fearless leaders and guess what, they love nachos too.

You may recall (how could you forget) our featured video last week of an iPad song crossed with an old Taco Bell commercial. Once we posted it and spread the love, it’s creator, Parry Gripp, immediately got in touch with us.

Today, I received a letter from a friend, Eliot, way out in San Antonio. Before he heads to India for a 3-month-bike-trek, he’s taking in nachos far and wide.

Upon embarking on Nacho Crawl Astoria, I was prepared to not be able to gulp down a refreshing margarita until our last stop (Luna’s). To my knowledge, Tacos Mexico only served beer, but one of our courageous soldiers informed me there was a fully stocked bar on the other side of the wall I was facing.

This past weekend, NachosNY, took the subway for about 5 hours to eat nachos with 50 of our closest friends. I am here to present the second place, D’Ricuras, “Home of the Columbian Burger,” says the sign.

Charlotte Gainsbourg’s new album, IRM, drops today, but this duet with Beck, “Heaven Can Wait”, has been around for about two months. Video embedded. Head to about 00:36 to see the scene featuring two buddies holding a nacho bomb.

Another year is gone and a new one is upon us, which means it’s time to hunker down and make a few resolutions. Sure, you could be boring about it and say you’re going to lose weight and save money and blah blah blah.

That’s an exorbitantly long title, but it has all the necessary info. Finally after much bugging from people, the Chos Before Hoes shirt has become available for women.