You may have seen our next Chovember contributor slinging “You A Jerk Salsa” at this year’s Salsa Slam. But Monique Henry runs and writes as The Eatinist Bitch and bakes for Robicelli’s. Her nacho memory involves two of our least favorite things: movie theatre nachos and American cheese.

We have the luck of a podcast superstar today. From the very entertaining podcast The Sporkful, Dan Pashman tells us why he loves nachos in an elegant way. Do you agree with his board game reference?

Siobhan Wallace is up to a bunch of super cool things. She’s a freelance writer for CBS New York and Midtown Lunch. She is also the co-founder of Blondie and Brownie. For this edition of Chovember, Siobhan shares with us a story about family and one of our favorite places, Professor Thom’s.

You might be surprised who likes nachos, or you might not. Sometimes when you know someone is awesome, you automatically know they probably like nachos, too. Garrett Oliver is awesome. He also likes nachos. Here’s why:

You’ve seen him here before, but the king of Guacamole, Richard Sloven decided to write a poem about his love for nachos. Just wait until he shares his nacho recipe with us.

Joshua M. Bernstein is the author of the just-released Brewed Awakening: Behind the Beers and Brewers Leading the World’s Craft Brewing Revolution.

Today, Chovember welcomes Shawn of eat!drink!snack! to the party. He brought for us a poem of love.

As one half of the cupcake power couple that is Robicelli’s, Allison Robicelli often shares hilarious personal stories over on her website while sharing the cupcake flavors for the day. On day 3 of Chovember, why don’t we take off all clothes and enjoy a bag of Tostitos, shall we?

Today’s Chovember features JEFF THE BROTHERHOOD!

On Day 2 of Chovember, the men of The Hood Internet prove their love of nachos by channeling 7th grade spanish class!

Today is day one of Chovember. Our first guest authors are Erica and Stephen of the Brooklyn Brew Shop, NYC’s premiere shop for Home Brewing. I already knew they love nachos, but they wanted to tell you about their love.

In just a few short hours, we will reach the most important month to this website: CHOVEMBER.