A haiku is a non-rhymed verse poem. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence. Nachos are a delightful dish ready to be talked about in Haiku format.

There’s so many Nacho-related holidays that I’m running out of pinatas to break (last week was Margarita Day) and today we must celebrate the Day of the Tortilla Chip.

Happy President’s Day nacho lovers! Or rather, Happy Day-Off-After-Valentine’s-Day! All I normally think about on this day is bombarding Target and buying all the discounted Sweethearts candy I can get my hands on. But today folks, we should be celebrating our fearless leaders and guess what, they love nachos too.

I’m no expert on love, as I will be hitting the Gato Negro hard this Sunday, but I do know my nacho gifts. Trust me, these will melt anyone’s cheddar-cheese-log heart into ooey, gooey, warm queso.

Another crawl came and another crawl went. We had 50 hungry mouths, 3 overwhelmed restaurants and a lot of nachos to eat. Let’s take a look through the photos.

When we hear something awesome is happening in town, we like to attend. This time, we got to hear about it directly from Nick Suarez of the Food Experiments and former Guactacular combatant this weekend’s Brooklyn Taco Experiment. It’s going to be a lot of fun, here’s how he describes it.

On Saturday, at the age of 86, Glen W. Bell Jr., the founder of much-lampooned franchise Taco Bell, passed away. For a legitimate obituary, you can check out this one in the New York Times. We’re not here to report on his passing, but to appreciate his existence.

I have told you many times how awesome my Mom and Dad are. For those of you who don’t know, my parents are missionaries in Croix-des-Bouquets, Haiti on behalf of Christian Services International Ministries. They are fine, however, the country is not.

We know that you told us we need to leave our homebase of the Park Slope and LES areas and we’re doing just that. We’re having a Nacho Crawl in Astoria in just a few weeks.

Another year is gone and a new one is upon us, which means it’s time to hunker down and make a few resolutions. Sure, you could be boring about it and say you’re going to lose weight and save money and blah blah blah.