What? Did we review Mexican Alfredo sauce. Oh man I wish. Instead, we had to eat this Creamy White Queso crap from Target. Archer Farms doesn’t let me down often (it’s that Up and Up Target generic you have to watch out for) but this time around, my mouth was furious.

I know, I know. What should we expect from a queso. I don’t know, flavor? Salt? Not sweet peppers and a milky after taste. You never would have known that it was a “queso.” Hey Target, just because you call it cheese in Spanish, doesn’t mean we don’t know it’s meant to taste like cheese.

One taster, Jon, said he would rather have his mother’s regurgitated food in his mouth than scoop another chip in this creamy dip. After we stopped retching and brushed our teeth, we threw the Creamy White Queso in the trash can. Good riddance.

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