Halloween is this Saturday. I will be at the Flavorpill Halloween Extravaganza and I’ve been growing facial hair for a long time to prepare for my chance to portray a Mariachi. If you’re just plain stumped on what to be and you need my help: Go as one of these:
Be a tortilla chip. Although this costume looks a bit like a Dorito, people will be impressed for 2 reasons: 1) You’ll learn how to maneuver through doorways and 2) you’re likely to go home with someone dressed as an avocado.
Maybe you want to spice up your life a little. Try this chili pepper costume on for size.
Oh, so you’re a carnivore. Dress up as the Brewer’s Chorizo and be my favorite meat.
I know you all wanted an Avocado. I did, too. I scoured the internet to find one, but came out a failure. So be this onion. If you dress up as one or find me one, I will give you a free t-shirt.