Last week, we got a bevy of nacho reports. Here’s our favorites!

A haiku is a non-rhymed verse poem. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence. Nachos are a delightful dish ready to be talked about in Haiku format.

There’s so many Nacho-related holidays that I’m running out of pinatas to break (last week was Margarita Day) and today we must celebrate the Day of the Tortilla Chip.

Today, I am officially putting Yelp on notice. You’ve been warned before (Greenwich Street Tavern). I keep trusting you, so when I read, “The nachos are phenomenal (around $8) and are perfectly piled so you get a little bit of goodness on every chip. And, guac comes with the nachos – none of this pay extra for guac business,” I believed you.

Happy President’s Day nacho lovers! Or rather, Happy Day-Off-After-Valentine’s-Day! All I normally think about on this day is bombarding Target and buying all the discounted Sweethearts candy I can get my hands on. But today folks, we should be celebrating our fearless leaders and guess what, they love nachos too.

I’m no expert on love, as I will be hitting the Gato Negro hard this Sunday, but I do know my nacho gifts. Trust me, these will melt anyone’s cheddar-cheese-log heart into ooey, gooey, warm queso.

You may recall (how could you forget) our featured video last week of an iPad song crossed with an old Taco Bell commercial. Once we posted it and spread the love, it’s creator, Parry Gripp, immediately got in touch with us.

If you woke up on a beer-stained “who dat?” nation floor, then perhaps you missed the really important part of last night’s Super Bowl: the commercials. Nachos were grossly under-represented, but they did offer up a few cameo appearances.

What you, thought we didn’t have iPhones? We’re bloggers; we keep them handy in our internet mogul toolbelt. But when we’re not snapping pics of heaping nacho platters or tweeting our every waking thought, sometimes we just need to unwind with an entertaining game on our otherwise all-business mobile phone.